Going to bed with an existential crisis mainly pertaining to “what the hell am I doing with my life I sit on the computer and take care of the children of other people. What the hell am I doing? What do I want to do?” is a great way to try and bring in sleep. Good night?
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
shalrath: “Young woman, please fix your bra, I can see it”, the teacher says to the student. “But miss, this is not a bra, this is a bathing suit top!”, she exclaims. For some reason, teacher takes this as a legit excuse, since for some reason bathing suits aren’t as controversial as underwear is despite there is literally no difference between them. The crisis is averted. The apocalypse of...
deduction-to-seduction: Okay can we just take a moment to discuss how fucking ridiculously impossible jensen ackles eyes are I mean come on
addictinged: edspants: slapyouinthefacecozimlikefebreez: waeh-edsheeran: My idol is someone who passes out on the second time having sex who is ur idol someone who’s 22 years old and still plays with lego who is ur idol Someone who gets excited about pingu and still cannot drive who is ur idol someone who has a tattoo of a ketchup bottle on his arm who is ur idol